I can love you just a little more

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
Fuck, my tea. me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via vampire-grimoire)

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captainmarvel:

how to become my otp:
1. bicker
2. secretly care about each other

(via morelikewinterhell)

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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

Girls also share men

(via ki-no-horizonte)

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fight the power!
The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(Source: oddhorror, via indecents)

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suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via 118-1)

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sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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Oh god

(via cosmic-groupie)

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disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

(Source: metallics, via you-are-sumthin-else)

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wait i can explain